Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to usesomething crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)