A phrase used to describe the act of sucking on a penis. "Meat" meaning the muscular parts of the shaft, and "Chew" meaning to suck, or orally fixate.

I get a kick out of telling bitches to chew my meat.

Chew my meat by Ahkmed January 12, 2008

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Chew through the mercury

When your girl has her period and she still wants you to go down on her.

“Hey Chad did you and Karen have fun last night?”

“Hell yeah! I had to chew through the mercury cause it’s that time of the month!”

Chew through the mercury by Chokesondicks January 3, 2020

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chewmer

A bump on the inside of your lip you get from chewing tobacco

Joe: Man I’ve been chewing too much and now it feels like I have a tumor on my lip.

Jonny: Nah bro it’s just a chewmer!

chewmer by Not Joe January 29, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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