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chestimate 

see breastimation
to estimate or guess a chicks bra size
i would chestimate...DOUBLE D'S!
chestimate by micahmanyea August 18, 2008
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Chestbeater 

Term used to describe A conceited,Egotistical person who may feel that the're better than everyone and everything around them. It's almost like "beating you chest" as if you're superior.
That man's a chestbeater because he always sees the wrongs in other people, other than himself.
Chestbeater by mrscrapyrd January 17, 2011

chestatee high school 

Chestatee high school, the football team is made up of useless freshman’s that can’t do shit. especially the kickers man, weak as fuck. If they put the cheer team on the field they’d win more games. Now if you walk into the black hall bathroom you’ll see ghetto girls, vape smoke, and lesbian bitches. The teachers suck ass and don’t even teach, let me
tell you, you see kids walking around the whole 24/7. It is easy asf to skip. Now our pep rally’s. Lame as FUCKK. The freshman’s and sophomores suck ass and have no spirit, i haven’t seen anything worse. The guys at this school aren’t even fucking cute, and if they are cute they’re sophomores and on the football team. The couples are cringy bruh it’s embarrassing. Our fucking girls are white washed mexicans and basic white bitches like where the fuck are our black people.Well go to ANY OTHER SCHOOL BUT THIS SCHOOL besides north hall <3
did you see how good Chestatee high schools football team was? No lol they can’t do shit.

Chessmate 

Chessmate is a more formal way of saying “checkmate” when you beat someone in an argument. It’s like giving them an extra chance to win, but if they say “minor spelling error” then show them this definition page to show them it’s a real word coined by me: aro ralsei, master of trolling.
“XxGenericUsernamexX beats Tom1452 in an argument
“Chessmate, tom.”

Chessmate 

A chess position in which a king can not escape. This word is also often used when someone has won an argument.
And that’s why Gorillas SHOULD be added to Minecraft, Chessmate buddy.
Chessmate by Mudklip March 1, 2023

Constimate 

To legitimize a marriage by have anal sex for the first time.
"Hey did you and Mary constimate the marriage yet?" "Yeah man she couldn't poop for hours after."
Constimate by SemiNation October 18, 2014

chesticales 

breasts, boobs, sweater mittens. whatever you may call them.
man those are a fine pair of chesticales shes got right there
chesticales by TheLag January 16, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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