Cheristi is a wonderful goddess also known as a rock star never guess who she is she might be shy but once you get to know he she he is wonderful. She is the most hat girl ever but also the best girlfriendever she is confident in who she is.
When a dildo so big gets jammed up your ass at speeds of Mach 17 so you start to rapidly shit your pants as a worm crawls into your dick hole and your mom walks in and calls you a disappointment and how she should have gotten an abortion, you start bawling your eyes out and Eric Cartman licks your sweet sweet tears.
“Hey dad!!!”
“Fuck you you’re a disappointment!”
Kills himself
“Wow that Cherlunking did wonders!”
a complete sexy beast who will fuck your girl. he's got a dick so big it will get stuck in u but adam cherutti is mine and his dick can only get stuck in me. He ate out your mom and said it tasted like spegetti alfrado. He bit off a girls nipple and ate it cause have of his body is black and half of it is white. He is basically god in bed and you'll have an orgasm for three days after fucking him. He is the next michael jordan in table tennis and cricket. but he is mine so back off ladys
He is ligit the biggest Fag in Newmarket. He has a .5 inch cock that cannot make cum and makes his dad suck it every night. He likes boys and asked a kid named Jadonnie at his schooo if he could insert his cock into Adams ass because he is gay. He has no friends and is the most irrelevant guy in Newmarket. He plays fucking polo so u already know he is a homo guy. Every gay guy in Newmarket has seen Adams small uncircumcised penis and they don’t like the length
That Adam Cherutti guy has such a tiny penis and why does he want Jadonnies
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*