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cheristi 

Cheristi is a wonderful goddess also known as a rock star never guess who she is she might be shy but once you get to know he she he is wonderful. She is the most hat girl ever but also the best girlfriend ever she is confident in who she is.
Cheristi is wonderful person.
cheristi by Polarbear127 January 27, 2018

Cherlunking 

When a dildo so big gets jammed up your ass at speeds of Mach 17 so you start to rapidly shit your pants as a worm crawls into your dick hole and your mom walks in and calls you a disappointment and how she should have gotten an abortion, you start bawling your eyes out and Eric Cartman licks your sweet sweet tears.
“Hey dad!!!”
“Fuck you you’re a disappointment!”
Kills himself
“Wow that Cherlunking did wonders!”
Cherlunking by Plebeian Body April 18, 2023

alex cherutti 

A person that looks quiet when you first meet them but are secretly crazy
wow he's/she's an alex cherutti
alex cherutti by Yea-Gee November 15, 2016

adam cherutti 

a complete sexy beast who will fuck your girl. he's got a dick so big it will get stuck in u but adam cherutti is mine and his dick can only get stuck in me. He ate out your mom and said it tasted like spegetti alfrado. He bit off a girls nipple and ate it cause have of his body is black and half of it is white. He is basically god in bed and you'll have an orgasm for three days after fucking him. He is the next michael jordan in table tennis and cricket. but he is mine so back off ladys
Adam Cherutti gets me so hard cause he is a sexy beast and so hot
adam cherutti by Kean the ginger October 2, 2018

Cherinity 

Is a Beautiful young lady. She has a lot of friends and she care for people she care about. She is very emotional so don’t hurt her feelings
I have a best friend her name is Cherinity and she the best l.
Cherinity by Starrloveu October 18, 2019

Adam Cherutti 

He is ligit the biggest Fag in Newmarket. He has a .5 inch cock that cannot make cum and makes his dad suck it every night. He likes boys and asked a kid named Jadonnie at his schooo if he could insert his cock into Adams ass because he is gay. He has no friends and is the most irrelevant guy in Newmarket. He plays fucking polo so u already know he is a homo guy. Every gay guy in Newmarket has seen Adams small uncircumcised penis and they don’t like the length
That Adam Cherutti guy has such a tiny penis and why does he want Jadonnies
Adam Cherutti by Jadonnie November 27, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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