Cheristi is a wonderful goddess also known as a rock star never guess who she is she might be shy but once you get to know he she he is wonderful. She is the most hat girl ever but also the best girlfriend ever she is confident in who she is.
When a dildo so big gets jammed up your ass at speeds of Mach 17 so you start to rapidly shit your pants as a worm crawls into your dick hole and your mom walks in and calls you a disappointment and how she should have gotten an abortion, you start bawling your eyes out and Eric Cartman licks your sweet sweet tears.
“Hey dad!!!”
“Fuck you you’re a disappointment!”
Kills himself
“Wow that Cherlunking did wonders!”
a complete sexy beast who will fuck your girl. he's got a dick so big it will get stuck in u but adam cherutti is mine and his dick can only get stuck in me. He ate out your mom and said it tasted like spegetti alfrado. He bit off a girls nipple and ate it cause have of his body is black and half of it is white. He is basically god in bed and you'll have an orgasm for three days after fucking him. He is the next michael jordan in table tennis and cricket. but he is mine so back off ladys
Adam Cherutti gets me so hard cause he is a sexy beast and so hot
He is ligit the biggest Fag in Newmarket. He has a .5 inch cock that cannot make cum and makes his dad suck it every night. He likes boys and asked a kid named Jadonnie at his schooo if he could insert his cock into Adams ass because he is gay. He has no friends and is the most irrelevant guy in Newmarket. He plays fucking polo so u already know he is a homo guy. Every gay guy in Newmarket has seen Adams small uncircumcised penis and they don’t like the length
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.