Chemeketa

(chuh-'mek-uh-duh)
A community college in Oregon where one might find screaming babies, old people, cholo's, tweakers, and lines in the financial aid office but one will WITHOUT FAIL find nerds in building 2 playing magic the gathering, and in building 3 playing WoW or Starcraft. Where one can go to school to save a lot of money on your first 2 years of undergrad.

A typical community college.

Has a nursing program, dental hygiene program with a dental office, automotive program with an auto shop, and firefighting program with a real fire station.

Also called;
CCC (Chemeketa Community College)
UCLA (University of Chemeketa on Lancaster Avenue)
Chemexico
The ghetto school

Interviewee: "I got my associate's degree at Chemeketa."
Interviewer: "Oh... I'm sorry."

Person 1 "I feel bad for humanity..."
Person 2 "Did you visit a homeless shelter?"
Person 1 "No, I was just at Chemeketa all day."
Person 2 "So you did visit a homeless shelter! hahaha"

by JayDB_91 November 25, 2011

chemeketa

A place where kids go after Mac High or Salem schools in Oregon to fondle eachother and have lots of fun.
It is a community college.

Student 1: like omg chemeketa comunity college is amazing.
Student 2: wow like ugh sudfhak skjahdfajdfkjadfgjka
student 3: was shot in the head.

by Hovonne September 29, 2007

chemeketa

sh-meh-keh-ta

Anything for which you have no proper name.

Stick the chemeketa in the damnit.

Use that chemeketa to measure the diameter of the cylinder to determine the proper bore.

by Skeeter Pan March 24, 2010

Cheektavegas

Nickname for Cheektowaga, NY which is located just east of Buffalo, NY.
The name Cheektavegas originated due to the large Polish population living in the area. Cheektowaga pronounced with a Polish accent sounds very similar to 'Cheektavega'. Adding the 's' at the end was a natural progression once people realized what it sounded like.

Contrary to popular belief, Cheektavegas did not come about because of the recent gambling boom in the area. Cheektavegas predates the local casinos by at least 15 years, if not more.

There are a lot of pink flamingos living in Cheektavegas.

by SkillzMcFly August 18, 2013

cheketa

A wonderful person, easy to love hard to forget. Puts a smile on your face everytime she speaks. Can sometimes be sarcastic alot of times mean but very special person. Deeper than many think. Shes not just the beauty on the outside her beauty inside is like a butterfly fleeing from its cocoon. Many wont understand her fully & only special people will be allowed in. one to cherish and never to let go. Great friend. Loving person just stay on her good side

Cheketa An angel sent from above

by realscottymonroe February 3, 2014

Cheesetard

A person who achieves 40% or less on a cheese-related test or quiz.

Don't trust his advice when it comes to fine cheeses, rumour has it that he's a cheesetard!

by Furlong_The_Egyptian July 25, 2016

Cheesetastic

Used by the adolescent population at large to describe something so bloody cheesy, that it actually becomes amazingly fantastic. The use of the word cheesetastic usually implies a derived pleasure from the utter cheese of a situation or phrase.
Be cautious, large danger of over usage.

*watches soap opera in which lead actress is pregnant with the baby of her brother's wife's father's uncle, and is married to her father*

"Dude, her unfortunate pregnancy situation is so totally cheesetastic!"

by Lunatic with a hero complex October 10, 2007