Chemeketa

(chuh-'mek-uh-duh)
A community college in Oregon where one might find screaming babies, old people, cholo's, tweakers, and lines in the financial aid office but one will WITHOUT FAIL find nerds in building 2 playing magic the gathering, and in building 3 playing WoW or Starcraft. Where one can go to school to save a lot of money on your first 2 years of undergrad.

A typical community college.

Has a nursing program, dental hygiene program with a dental office, automotive program with an auto shop, and firefighting program with a real fire station.

Also called;
CCC (Chemeketa Community College)
UCLA (University of Chemeketa on Lancaster Avenue)
Chemexico
The ghetto school
Interviewee: "I got my associate's degree at Chemeketa."
Interviewer: "Oh... I'm sorry."

Person 1 "I feel bad for humanity..."
Person 2 "Did you visit a homeless shelter?"
Person 1 "No, I was just at Chemeketa all day."
Person 2 "So you did visit a homeless shelter! hahaha"
by JayDB_91 November 25, 2011
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