chelidonius

A word in Wordnik dictionary to mean "a small stone taken from the gizzard of a young swallow. -- anciently worn as a medicinal charm." Scholars of the modern era regard this to be an outdated and badly considered entry as the word is too specialised to be of any use to anyone

- Hey shopkeep, you do you have a chelidonius for sale?
- A ch-fuckin-wut? The fuck ye talkin' 'bout? 'R ye trippin' balls me lad? Git outta me bleeding shop ye wee doper!