a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.
Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.
by scubadubadoo January 02, 2010
by Duke January 22, 2003
When a man smells of cheeto stench that is seeping from the front of their pants and is cromming from the dick region.
by the real Chester Cheeto November 27, 2011
by ValleyDude123 February 12, 2017
Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.
by Squigly April 06, 2009
by My Third Leg, Knee Grows Knows March 21, 2003
A behaviour altering syndrome developed by those riding theTrump train and as a result, exhibit symptoms of racism, sexism, and homophobia among other forms of xenophobia.
by Doctor slaps May 01, 2020