a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.
Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.
When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.
Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.
A behaviour altering syndrome developed by those riding theTrump train and as a result, exhibit symptoms of racism, sexism, and homophobia among other forms of xenophobia.
My friend Todd has developed a bad case of cheeto dick since he started watching Fox news.