cheesycarbotarian

One who eats cheese and carbs for every meal.
eg: Bagel and Cream Cheese
eg: Grilled Cheese
eg: Crackers and Cheese
eg: Pizza
eg: Macaroni and Cheese
eg: Quesadilla
eg: pretty much anything good

Kim: "Hey Cailen, what have you eaten today?"
Cailen: "oh, just the ush. Bagel and cream cheese for breakfast, a Quesadilla for lunch, and now Pizza."
Kim: "Are you a vegetarian?"
Cailen: "Close... I'm a cheesycarbotarian!!"