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Cheesebus 

1. A schoolbus, usually a really shitty one with an asshole driver.
2. The most common mode of transportation for SWB students, followed closely by the Shitty Bus, the DerFuhrerMobile, and the Heel-Toe Express, since SWB spends all its money on piss-yellow printer paper and hush-money to keep half its teachers from being fired.
3. Utter and complete dogshit.

Word originated from the fact that the bus is the same color as the anemic American Cheese that's made in Sri Lanka and served in SWB school lunches along with plenty of Man Mayonnaise and Corpse-Eating Rat meat.
Mark: We better get on the cheesebus so we won't miss gym class and have to get more porn for Stiffen's Armada to graduate!

Me: I fucking hate gym class! All it is is Kool-Aid and Windbag making bullshit calls about the gradeschool games Stiffen came up with for us to play so he could sell bootleg tapes to the Cyborg Businessman! That and Blubbernaut and the Fat Guy trying to kill me with dodgeballs and cornhole you and That Mofo Pooh!

Gherel: It also sucks that our school is supposed to be one of the best in the city, yet we can't afford our own gym or even computers that aren't either factory rejects or filled with Soviet Schoolgirl Porn! Oh well, at least we get to make fun of Flowers when she comes on to Mr. Bus Driver.

Me: Yeah, I guess there's that...
Cheesebus by Jack D. Ripper July 29, 2004

Cheesebags

Term of gay males to describe women's boobs.
Used especially in cases in which the female is not aware that a conversation partner is gay and continually uses her sex characteristics as a means of communication.
...but even after we became "best friends" she couldn't get her cheesebags off me.

LOL did she just cheesebag you?

She kept on holding her cheesebags into my face.
Cheesebags by qCrisp November 26, 2009

Cheesypuss 

Cheesypuss is a tiktoker who goes by he/him pronouns, he has 162 followers and 1148 likes he has gained his popularity by posting videos about talking tom.
"OMG THAT'S CHEESYPUSS THE GUY WHO MAKES TALKING TOM TIKTOKS!!"
"WOW I NEVER KNEW HE LIVED AROUND HERE!"
Cheesypuss by Jjsjksjsksks May 3, 2021

Cheesebusive

When your Abusive towards cheese
"oh my god! Stop hitting the cheese! Thats heavily Cheesebusive!"
Cheesebusive by ClingyDuckling April 11, 2022

Cheesebuser 

A public school kid who rides the cheesebus.

Also known as a yellowbuser.

Generally poor/dirty/smelly.

Derogatory name for a kid you would expect to go to public school.
Ben: Look at those cheesebusers!
Andrew: Dirty motherfuckers!

If I hadn't known he went to a private school, I would have thought that dirty rat was a cheesebuser.
Cheesebuser by Ben Clever December 9, 2008

cheesybagles 

person 1- cheesybagles is so sexy

jeremykisser- ikr
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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