cheesel dick 

1. Someone with an abnormaly small penis.

2. When someone has way too much cheese on the taco or penis.

3. when someone puts cheesel's on there penis...

HA that guy has a cheesel dick!!

you have a slite case of the cheesel dick i see....

cheesel dick by moe February 27, 2005

cheese dick slap

filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. This cheese filled condom can be used for several sexual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. The purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy cum goo.

"After having sex with my girlfriend, I took my used rubber and gave her the cheese dick slap, leaving her pissed off and covered in spray can cheese and jizz."

cheese dick slap by Mo Fontes July 13, 2009

cottage cheese dick 

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.

after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick

cottage cheese dick by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006

cheese dick 

A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.

Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.

cheese dick by The Prospect April 30, 2008

cheese dick 

A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.

Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."

cheese dick by Bob Williams May 29, 2003

cheese dick 

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !

cheese dick by Anonymous October 15, 2003

cream cheese dick 

Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done

Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick

cream cheese dick by THEBIGO August 11, 2006