neck cheese is the act in which a person's neck is so large that in fact, it can store many forms of cheese including gouda, parmesan, and blue cheese. Often it is not the person's first neck that may inhabit the creamy substance but actually, their 2nd, 3rd, or in rare cases 4th neck that is the breeding ground for such delicacies.

Hey mum, I'm making a charcuterie board for my friends, care to share any neck cheese?

That fatty got neck cheese

neck cheese by mackattack and zukernator February 9, 2023

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neck cheese

The accumulation of breast milk, formula, perspiration, shed skin cells, spit up, and saliva that gets caught in the neck creases of an infant, and creates a powerful odor (like stinky cheese). May precede or accompany intertrigo or a yeast infection.

Get a washcloth, I need to clean out baby's neck cheese.

neck cheese by Ceanothus March 7, 2004

neck cheese

the lingering odour of a fat person's neck, especially at the top of the neck. usually a horridly rank mix of dairy products and unusually high sodium content and the inability to scrub that unreachable area of the neck that plagues the obese.

john: dude, why do i smell cheetos and corn beef mixed with sadness?

matt: oh, thats just the fat kid in the corner, he just got out of gym class.

john: neck cheese...

neck cheese by cristobal4680 August 1, 2011

neck cheese

The nasty hair that grows from the back hair line down your neck.

the first example wants to make me throw up.

mary: hey that kid is kinda cute
kristy: yea but look at that neck cheese

neck cheese by dan latcovich March 25, 2008

Neck-cheese

The act of smacking another person in the back of the neck with a slice of cheese, then yelling "NECK-CHEESE!", when they turn around and stuff it in their mouth.

Dude, it was so funny yesterday, i got Jeffrey so good with the Neck-Cheese

Neck-cheese by SaVaTs January 20, 2023

neck cheese

the funny stuff behind your penis. its kinda white and yellow. DONT EAT IT

daniel: hey Noah! i got neck cheese!
Noah: wow so cool! very neat indeed.

neck cheese by bouletman12 September 7, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026