NeckCheese 

Pungent, typically white, substance found in the folds of skin just below the chin of young infants.

What a cute baby...but that neckcheese is bringing tears to my eyes.

NeckCheese by Phil Barlow January 21, 2003

neck cheese 

neck cheese is the act in which a person's neck is so large that in fact, it can store many forms of cheese including gouda, parmesan, and blue cheese. Often it is not the person's first neck that may inhabit the creamy substance but actually, their 2nd, 3rd, or in rare cases 4th neck that is the breeding ground for such delicacies.

Hey mum, I'm making a charcuterie board for my friends, care to share any neck cheese?

That fatty got neck cheese

neck cheese by mackattack and zukernator February 9, 2023

neck cheese 

The accumulation of breast milk, formula, perspiration, shed skin cells, spit up, and saliva that gets caught in the neck creases of an infant, and creates a powerful odor (like stinky cheese). May precede or accompany intertrigo or a yeast infection.

Get a washcloth, I need to clean out baby's neck cheese.

neck cheese by Ceanothus March 7, 2004

Neckchest

1: The middle area between your neck and your chest.

2: An insult used to describe someone who attractive but is clueless, or full of stupidity.

Ex 1: "Hey Mary, I see you got a new tattoo on your neckchest!"

Ex 2: Sam: "Julie is hot, but shes not very bright"
Steve: "I know right? What a Neckchest.."

Neckchest by A lL lP H A November 30, 2011

neck cheese 

the lingering odour of a fat person's neck, especially at the top of the neck. usually a horridly rank mix of dairy products and unusually high sodium content and the inability to scrub that unreachable area of the neck that plagues the obese.

john: dude, why do i smell cheetos and corn beef mixed with sadness?

matt: oh, thats just the fat kid in the corner, he just got out of gym class.

john: neck cheese...

neck cheese by cristobal4680 August 1, 2011

neck cheese 

The nasty hair that grows from the back hair line down your neck.

the first example wants to make me throw up.

mary: hey that kid is kinda cute
kristy: yea but look at that neck cheese

neck cheese by dan latcovich March 25, 2008

Neck-cheese 

The act of smacking another person in the back of the neck with a slice of cheese, then yelling "NECK-CHEESE!", when they turn around and stuff it in their mouth.

Dude, it was so funny yesterday, i got Jeffrey so good with the Neck-Cheese

Neck-cheese by SaVaTs January 20, 2023