neck cheese is the act in which a person's neck is so large that in fact, it can store many forms of cheese including gouda, parmesan, and blue cheese. Often it is not the person's first neck that may inhabit the creamy substance but actually, their 2nd, 3rd, or in rare cases 4th neck that is the breeding ground for such delicacies.
Hey mum, I'm making a charcuterie board for my friends, care to share any neck cheese?
That fatty got neck cheese
That fatty got neck cheese
by mackattack and zukernator February 10, 2023
The accumulation of breast milk, formula, perspiration, shed skin cells, spit up, and saliva that gets caught in the neck creases of an infant, and creates a powerful odor (like stinky cheese). May precede or accompany intertrigo or a yeast infection.
by Ceanothus March 7, 2004
the lingering odour of a fat person's neck, especially at the top of the neck. usually a horridly rank mix of dairy products and unusually high sodium content and the inability to scrub that unreachable area of the neck that plagues the obese.
john: dude, why do i smell cheetos and corn beef mixed with sadness?
matt: oh, thats just the fat kid in the corner, he just got out of gym class.
john: neck cheese...
matt: oh, thats just the fat kid in the corner, he just got out of gym class.
john: neck cheese...
by cristobal4680 August 1, 2011
The nasty hair that grows from the back hair line down your neck.
the first example wants to make me throw up.
the first example wants to make me throw up.
by dan latcovich March 25, 2008
by Radio-rebel2.0 October 26, 2017
by bouletman12 September 7, 2023
The act of smacking another person in the back of the neck with a slice of cheese, then yelling "NECK-CHEESE!", when they turn around and stuff it in their mouth.
by SaVaTs January 20, 2023