Neck-cheese 

The act of smacking another person in the back of the neck with a slice of cheese, then yelling "NECK-CHEESE!", when they turn around and stuff it in their mouth.

Dude, it was so funny yesterday, i got Jeffrey so good with the Neck-Cheese

Neck-cheese by SaVaTs January 20, 2023

neck cheese 

neck cheese is the act in which a person's neck is so large that in fact, it can store many forms of cheese including gouda, parmesan, and blue cheese. Often it is not the person's first neck that may inhabit the creamy substance but actually, their 2nd, 3rd, or in rare cases 4th neck that is the breeding ground for such delicacies.

Hey mum, I'm making a charcuterie board for my friends, care to share any neck cheese?

That fatty got neck cheese

neck cheese by mackattack and zukernator February 9, 2023

neck cheese 

The accumulation of breast milk, formula, perspiration, shed skin cells, spit up, and saliva that gets caught in the neck creases of an infant, and creates a powerful odor (like stinky cheese). May precede or accompany intertrigo or a yeast infection.

Get a washcloth, I need to clean out baby's neck cheese.

neck cheese by Ceanothus March 7, 2004

neck cheese 

the lingering odour of a fat person's neck, especially at the top of the neck. usually a horridly rank mix of dairy products and unusually high sodium content and the inability to scrub that unreachable area of the neck that plagues the obese.

john: dude, why do i smell cheetos and corn beef mixed with sadness?

matt: oh, thats just the fat kid in the corner, he just got out of gym class.

john: neck cheese...

neck cheese by cristobal4680 August 1, 2011

neck cheese 

The nasty hair that grows from the back hair line down your neck.

the first example wants to make me throw up.

mary: hey that kid is kinda cute
kristy: yea but look at that neck cheese

neck cheese by dan latcovich March 25, 2008

neck cheese 

the funny stuff behind your penis. its kinda white and yellow. DONT EAT IT

daniel: hey Noah! i got neck cheese!
Noah: wow so cool! very neat indeed.

neck cheese by bouletman12 September 7, 2023

Neck Cheese 

When you've gone so long without washing underneath your foreskin, that a special rot starts to form, usually made up of different waste such as, mainly remnants of cum and sometimes even piss and dirt. This rot has been nicknamed "cheese". It is most often first formed below the head of the penis or the "neck" which is where the name is derived from.

Person 1: "yo dude i havent washed my dick in like, a week. Theres so much neck cheese now!"

Person 2: "Yeah i can smell that bro, pretty gross not gonna lie. Anyways, can i have taste?"

Neck Cheese by Cum glaze megga cum glaze March 20, 2024