cheese picker 

somebody who picks smagma from their penis while you're talking to them.

stop being such a cheese picker

cheese picker by Prostate Exam October 2, 2014

Cheese Packer 

The act of anally penetrating a male, female, or any animal with an anus and violently having intercourse for approximately ten minutes, ejaculating in their anus, having anal intercourse again, ejaculating once more, and then licking the semen out of the rectal area.

James was called a Cheese Packer by his girlfriend Lisa because the had violent anal intercourse with her and the rabbit and licked the semen from them both.

Cheese Packer by CoyleCassidyBrox3 June 15, 2011

pecker cheese 

Masses cheesy grossness that accumulate around the foreskin of the poorly hygeniec and uncircumsized (smegma or dick cheese)

I would have went down on him, but it was covered in pecker cheese.

pecker cheese by Dante March 8, 2005

pecker cheese 

when a uncircumcised male hasn't washed his penis head off in a while. It then becomes crusty like old cheese.

You need to clean up before i give you head, I don't eat no pecker cheese.

pecker cheese by Derrick for real May 13, 2005

pecker cheese 

his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his pecker cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .

extract from "alec g is a wanker" by bobybird & deadfish

pecker cheese by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003