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cottage cheese cum 

The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.
I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

British Cum Cheese

When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap
BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!

British cum cheese

When you’re stroking your cock and cum gets stuck in your foreskin due to sloppy masturbation and you can’t get it out so you scream like a Brit.
Yo dude... last night I had a British cum cheese, I don’t really wanna talk about it...

cum cheese 

marcus' breath. hardened cum. looks and smells like cheese. Jews dont get it, (no 4skin).
V.mate your breath smells like cum cheese

M. is it?

V. yeah

M. oh i had a cock in my mouth.
cum cheese by jayjayjaym March 4, 2008

Cum Cheese 

my little brothers favorite food; cheese made up of moldy semen
"That boy has cum cheese in his rear!"
-or-
"Mommy,you left your cum cheese between my teeth!"

curdled cum cheese 

when waking up after a night of fucking and u have sum dryed up cum inbetween your foreskin
is that Curdled Cum Cheese on your cock HAHAHA
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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