cheese biscuit

wiping your choad (or the skin between your nutz and dick) and then wiping your finger under someone's nose.

would u like a cheeze buscuit?
That cheeze biscuit smells great!

by graffix chic June 30, 2004

Cheese biscuit

A mysterious block of cheese that looks like a Popeyes biscuit

Fat Steve- I’m eatin my cheese biscuit

Laquesha- Hey I need you to do-

Fat Steve- AHHHHHHHHHHH

by Fartboxer89 November 10, 2018

Cheese Biscuit

when a group of men take the smegma from beneath their foreskins and compress it into a solid biscuit for eating purposes

1: Did you hear that John ate a cheese biscuit the other day?
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting

by sexy carracal May 19, 2021

cheese biscuit

to pass gas through the anus, to fart

"i made a cheese biscuit!" "cheese biscuit!"

by sars October 26, 2003

monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021

whisker biscuit with cheese

a whisker biscuit with a helping of vaginal nastiness such as yeast infection, or any other variety of crotch rot

She fucks so many guys she has to have a whisker biscuit with cheese.

I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!

by Tank178 October 6, 2005

cheese on my biscuit

Cheese on my biscuit is a sexual reference towards someone wanting someone to urinate on them.

Alternate Definitions:
It can also mean when someone smiles at your vagina, or when someone throws cash at it.

"Hey, John is coming over tonight, I definitely want him to put cheese on my biscuit."

by CheesyBiscuit April 21, 2014