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Cheese biscuit

Fat Steve- I’m eatin my cheese biscuit

Laquesha- Hey I need you to do-

Fat Steve- AHHHHHHHHHHH
Cheese biscuit by Fartboxer89 November 10, 2018

Cheese Biscuit

when a group of men take the smegma from beneath their foreskins and compress it into a solid biscuit for eating purposes
1: Did you hear that John ate a cheese biscuit the other day?
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting

cheese biscuit

to pass gas through the anus, to fart
"i made a cheese biscuit!" "cheese biscuit!"
cheese biscuit by sars October 26, 2003

monkey cheese biscuit 

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love
"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

whisker biscuit with cheese 

a whisker biscuit with a helping of vaginal nastiness such as yeast infection, or any other variety of crotch rot
She fucks so many guys she has to have a whisker biscuit with cheese.

I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!

cheese on my biscuit 

Cheese on my biscuit is a sexual reference towards someone wanting someone to urinate on them.

Alternate Definitions:
It can also mean when someone smiles at your vagina, or when someone throws cash at it.
"Hey, John is coming over tonight, I definitely want him to put cheese on my biscuit."
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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