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cheap bitch

When you smuggle in your own alcohol to a restaurant in order to get your date drunk without having to pay a lot. Tell her to order just a soda then add in the alcholol you smuggled in. Saves lots of money and the drinks kick in very quickly.
Waiter brings you a soda. Once the area is clear of all staff you pour in a generous amount of alcohol, proceed to get wasted off just one "coke" for $2 and are now you and your date are considered cheap bitches. Leave stumbling and see what happens next.

(make sure you hide your drink or put it on the opposite side of the table as the waiter. This will ensure that they dont take it and give you a "fresh" refill")
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cheap bitch

When you don't want to spend more money than necessary. Example: smuggling alcochol in to a pub.
I won't pay you that, I'm a cheap bitch.
cheap bitch by Kyllaria February 1, 2017

National Cheat on your Bitch Day 

National Cheat on your Bitch Day, also known as National Cheat on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Hoe Day, is September 17. This is the day where you become a terrible person and cheat on your significant other, or your side-chick.
“Yoo! Its national cheat on your bitch day, go cheat on Melissa, she a whore anyway.”