Chaximus

6’7” handsome and muscular guy with a huge cock.

I’ve got no chance with her.

She only fucks Chaximuses.

by SmegOnToast July 6, 2019

chaximus

A 6'1 (or taller) male of ultimate qualities that bangs tier 10 women and is generally successful in life due to his looks, confidence and attitude.

Made with combination of two words – Chad (in terms of opposite to Virgin) and Decimus (a very attractive male)

A: Whoa look at that girl at the bar! I'm so gonna go for her!
B: No chance man. Girls like these only bang you if you're a real chaximus.

by EshtonJay February 20, 2019

chatimus

Chatimus derives from the combination of slang word chat and the transformer Optimus Prime. Provides a nice flick and sss at the end of tongue, giving users an emphasised version of chat.

whilst watching someone picking up dog shit
"thats sooooo chatimus".

Watching a nub miss a perfectly good pudge hook.
"tsk*. chatimus prime".

by fattony123 August 18, 2011