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chatimus

Chatimus derives from the combination of slang word chat and the transformer Optimus Prime. Provides a nice flick and sss at the end of tongue, giving users an emphasised version of chat.
whilst watching someone picking up dog shit
"thats sooooo chatimus".

Watching a nub miss a perfectly good pudge hook.
"tsk*. chatimus prime".
by fattony123 August 18, 2011
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Chaximus

6’7” handsome and muscular guy with a huge cock.
I’ve got no chance with her.

She only fucks Chaximuses.
by SmegOnToast July 6, 2019
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chaximus

A 6'1 (or taller) male of ultimate qualities that bangs tier 10 women and is generally successful in life due to his looks, confidence and attitude.

Made with combination of two words – Chad (in terms of opposite to Virgin) and Decimus (a very attractive male)
A: Whoa look at that girl at the bar! I'm so gonna go for her!
B: No chance man. Girls like these only bang you if you're a real chaximus.
by EshtonJay February 20, 2019
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catimus sarcasticus

when your cat is trying to be sneaky but they are being so obvious that it's almost like they're joking.
"the cat was being so catimus sarcasticus today, he was going to pounce on me and he wiggled his butt and stared right at me!"
by The god of all cats November 20, 2020
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Chaticus Epilepticus

Dude, did you see those four new group chats he created just today? Total case of chaticus epilepticus.
by OkieWannaSmokie December 20, 2022
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