SmegOnToast's definitions

Serbian Waterboarding Technique

When shagging a bird in a toilet from behind, grab her hair and ram her head down the toilet. Close the lid as much as you can and pull the flush as you’re cumming.

Jessica was a nice and simple girl, until Tom performed the Serbian Waterboarding Technique on her in Weatherspoons. Now she’s a swirlie girl working the streets of Luton.

by SmegOnToast December 1, 2018

Chaximus

6’7” handsome and muscular guy with a huge cock.

I’ve got no chance with her.

She only fucks Chaximuses.

by SmegOnToast July 6, 2019

Lidge

Short for legitimate - typically used to describe a criminal who has turned clean.

“Why do you deliver Uber Eats?”

“Used to chop, had to go lidge somehow”

by SmegOnToast April 9, 2023