Serbian Waterboarding Technique

When shagging a bird in a toilet from behind, grab her hair and ram her head down the toilet. Close the lid as much as you can and pull the flush as you’re cumming.

Jessica was a nice and simple girl, until Tom performed the Serbian Waterboarding Technique on her in Weatherspoons. Now she’s a swirlie girl working the streets of Luton.

by SmegOnToast December 01, 2018

Lidge

Short for legitimate - typically used to describe a criminal who has turned clean.

“Why do you deliver Uber Eats?”

“Used to chop, had to go lidge somehow”

by SmegOnToast April 09, 2023

Chaximus

6’7” handsome and muscular guy with a huge cock.

I’ve got no chance with her.

She only fucks Chaximuses.

by SmegOnToast July 06, 2019