Chaximus
Chaximus by SmegOnToast July 6, 2019
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A 6'1 (or taller) male of ultimate qualities that bangs tier 10 women and is generally successful in life due to his looks, confidence and attitude.
Made with combination of two words – Chad (in terms of opposite to Virgin) and Decimus (a very attractive male)
Made with combination of two words – Chad (in terms of opposite to Virgin) and Decimus (a very attractive male)
A: Whoa look at that girl at the bar! I'm so gonna go for her!
B: No chance man. Girls like these only bang you if you're a real chaximus.
B: No chance man. Girls like these only bang you if you're a real chaximus.
chatimus
Chatimus derives from the combination of slang word chat and the transformer Optimus Prime. Provides a nice flick and sss at the end of tongue, giving users an emphasised version of chat.
whilst watching someone picking up dog shit
"thats sooooo chatimus".
Watching a nub miss a perfectly good pudge hook.
"tsk*. chatimus prime".
"thats sooooo chatimus".
Watching a nub miss a perfectly good pudge hook.
"tsk*. chatimus prime".
chatimus by fattony123 August 18, 2011
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012