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The name of the NHL sports team from San Jose (San Jose Sharks). Named by the Latino community who cannot pronounce Shark. Also, a fitting acronym CHoke ARtist KingS. Because the Sharks make the playoffs almost every year (17/27, est 1991) but end up choking and have yet to win a Stanley Cup.
Hey Panzon, you going to the Chark's game? Nah, puto, I'm going on a date with your sister.

Pinche Charks lost the playoffs again.

Free burritos if the Charks win the Stanley Cup! If they don't win you need to pay up puto.
Charks by jshocks February 5, 2018
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Chacka Oofka

Chacka Oofka is the son of Adam Perkins, (best known for his vine "stop saying i look like chicken little) Chacka Oofka is the best name to name your child. if you are named this, you will be superior to all others. Chacka Oofka is immortal. He will never die. Chacka is smart, beautiful, and talented. He also knows God.
"hi my name's ChAcKa OoFkA and my dad knows God!" vine reference
Chacka Oofka by valntyne October 6, 2018

Charky Darky 

An African American person who is EXTRA DARK, like a Hershey's Special Dark candy bar; skin is so dark that it seems to be evolving into another color such as purple or blue and may at times appear to be erodescent due to ashiness
Charky Darky is appropriate when you think of people like Artamus on Sparticus: Blood & Sand series or Adibisi from the HBO series OZ...this person is so dark they make the night jealous, if you pour hot water into thier head coffee will come out thier mouth or if it's dark & they smile you'll only see thier teeth (if their clean)
Charky Darky by I'm Dark Too February 26, 2011

Charcuses 

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)
Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!
Charcuses by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015
The act of pestering or Stalking a person

A person can also be a "charker" if they have done something impeccably stupid. but it is usually not used in this sense unless there stupidity has been an annoyance.
ay, stop charkin on me!

your such a charker

dont be charkin
Charkin by Dougie#2 November 14, 2010

charcarodon pteryops giganticus 

The Tau Cetian relative of Charcarodon Megalodon (the ancient Great White Shark, specimens of which up to 100 feet in length have been found as fossils on Earth). The distinctive feature of the Tau Cetian variety, notwithstanding its length, is its winglike appendages (similar to those of terrestrial "flying fish" classification "excocetidae"). The Tau Cetian Great Whites are known to be able to fly lengths up to 400 meters, and exceed altitudes of 13 meters.
The lagoons of Tau Ceti were placid until the Charcarodon pteryops giganticus broke the surface of the water.