chaos engine
chaos engine by thanos is power July 13, 2014
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Chaos Engine
The underlying feeling that the inexorable march of technological progression coupled with the slow rate of change of political systems is leading to an inevitable technological enslavement of the vast majority of humankind. Often coupled with a forlorn longing to change systems individuals are rarely priveleged enough to have sway over changing.
Friend 1 - "What's up with Johnny?"
Friend 2 - "Just caught up with the chaos engine."
Friend 1 - "I'll see if he wants some weed."
Friend 2 - "Good thinking, we should drag him out for a ride this weekend too."
Friend 1 - "Fuck it, I'll just take him some weed tonight and organise a ride while I'm there."
Friend 2 - "Sick, I'll pop in too."
Friend 2 - "Just caught up with the chaos engine."
Friend 1 - "I'll see if he wants some weed."
Friend 2 - "Good thinking, we should drag him out for a ride this weekend too."
Friend 1 - "Fuck it, I'll just take him some weed tonight and organise a ride while I'm there."
Friend 2 - "Sick, I'll pop in too."
Chaos Engine by Spankmier June 22, 2026
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personal chaos injection engine
That thing or person in your life that appears to exist simply to make your continued existence more difficult. This can be a friend, family member, colleague, pet, or just your hoopty that makes your life difficult. This is differentiated from a simple issue in that it can't easily be eliminated without substantial cost and rather than passively irritating you the PCIE appears to thrive on creating more trouble.
My personal chaos injection engine decided the set all my clothes on fire last night because I deleted "The Bold Type" from the DVR.
personal chaos injection engine by Evil Architect June 26, 2018
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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