champagne room

A room in a strip club where you get a bunch of girls for yourself and as much champagne as you want so that you get shitfaced. It normally costs around 100-300 dollars to get in there.

Even though there are hella strippers naked in the champagne room, there is no sex allowed.

champagne room by natedoggggggggggg July 23, 2005

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champagne room

A small room in a strip club that sounds ore appealing than it actually is.

Me: Dude, I can't pay any of my biils and if my wife finds out she is going to diorce me
Friend: That sucks. Why man?
Me: Because I was at a strip club and I don't know if the chick drugged me or not, but she somehow convinced me to spend $550 to take her to the "champagne room" and I didn't even have that much fun in there.
Friend: Dude, that sucks.

champagne room by WTFwasIthinking June 24, 2008

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champagne room

A room.. with champagne!

But there's no sex in the champagne room.

champagne room by HOLLii April 10, 2005

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champaigne room

Where no sex takes place, no matter what a stripper tells you.

"There is no sex in the champaigne room" - Chris Rock

champaigne room by Rshizzle April 16, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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