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chamonix crew 

sha-maw-NEE kroo

Noun

2. Similar to a landing strip but the hair is cut closer to the skin at a shaver level of no greater than number 3. Also referred to as a “gosh sarge”.

2. A Chamonix Crew is a group of partygoers who reside in Chamonix, France. They must be known to consume mass quantities of wine and whiskey and to start impromptu disco techs in mountain restaurants. The women in the crew always enjoyed a good Duncaning (verb present participle of Duncan). They are usually led by a couple described as a perfect Karen and a tremendous Trevor. Not to be confused with a complimentary crew in Chamonix often lead by a charming Billie or a man described as The Sam or “le Chef”.

3. A reverse Mohawk received only after using ones head as a battering ram and getting a center line shave.
She asked for the special wax and ended up with a Chamonix crew.

A Chamonix Crew rolled through the valley and have it a good Duncaning!

After bashing his head with a T-post driver he had to get a Chamonix crew.
chamonix crew by Mr-Gus March 17, 2019
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016