cets

Used for Percocets or Lorcets.

I'm gettin' 30 cets tomorrow, you want to buy some?

cets by c villeez December 28, 2007

cets

a place where particularly stupid chavs and bigots go to express their equaly stupid view. see new deal

oh no they've sent me to cets.

cets by johny cum lately March 9, 2005

cets

1. A place where embittered and unhelpful wastes of time work, telling you how to get a shitty job and deny you the opportunity to work where you want. This ignores the fact that they were on a course there and had no chance of getting a job themselves, so decided to work there and generally take out their frustrations on the poor sods stuck there.

2. Home of most New Deal courses, unemployable chavs and bigots, and an overhanging sense of despair.

"For the next six months you will be placed at the nearest CETS Centre and patronised until you can't be fucked to play along, while surrounded by ignorance on a scale not seen since the last BNP conference." (paraphrased, of course)

cets by OD Smith March 15, 2005

CetsonCreck 

It’s 2030 or something. Doping is legal now. There’s no scratched faces no mo. Sugar’s sold at groceries. Shrooms are sold with veggies. No one’s gotta wriggle down a forest in the middle of the night and there ain’t no mo gun shots and shiz. Everything’s pretty chill. But the cets miss being hunted by dem dogs.
So, it’s just a bunch of cool cets, who’re upto a whole of rat shit that are livin’, and chillin’ and vibin’ together. They’re pickin bullshit cetfights, posting their own mugshots, cet calling the cops and stirrin whatever they can to keep the high going. They’re too clean now to be called a gang but too dirty to be called a fam. So let’s just say it’s the coolest fucking crew or whatever that shit is.
Bro, this litter don’t know shit about how to clean up.

"Hey Jimmy what is CetsonCreck?"

"wtf bro, CetsonCreck AKA COC ie the wildest most vibing crazy mfering NFT community on the Solana Blockchain, you should totally get one bro"

"thanks jimmy, but i like to wear women's panties like a little bitch, so imma buy a jelly e-sports NFT instead"

CetsonCreck by ThebigFATPessyHOLE December 22, 2022