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cets
a place where particularly stupid chavs and bigots go to express their equaly stupid view. see new deal
cets by johny cum lately March 9, 2005
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cets
1. A place where embittered and unhelpful wastes of time work, telling you how to get a shitty job and deny you the opportunity to work where you want. This ignores the fact that they were on a course there and had no chance of getting a job themselves, so decided to work there and generally take out their frustrations on the poor sods stuck there.
2. Home of most New Deal courses, unemployable chavs and bigots, and an overhanging sense of despair.
2. Home of most New Deal courses, unemployable chavs and bigots, and an overhanging sense of despair.
CetsonCreck
It’s 2030 or something. Doping is legal now. There’s no scratched faces no mo. Sugar’s sold at groceries. Shrooms are sold with veggies. No one’s gotta wriggle down a forest in the middle of the night and there ain’t no mo gun shots and shiz. Everything’s pretty chill. But the cets miss being hunted by dem dogs.
So, it’s just a bunch of cool cets, who’re upto a whole of rat shit that are livin’, and chillin’ and vibin’ together. They’re pickin bullshit cetfights, posting their own mugshots, cet calling the cops and stirrin whatever they can to keep the high going. They’re too clean now to be called a gang but too dirty to be called a fam. So let’s just say it’s the coolest fucking crew or whatever that shit is.
Bro, this litter don’t know shit about how to clean up.
So, it’s just a bunch of cool cets, who’re upto a whole of rat shit that are livin’, and chillin’ and vibin’ together. They’re pickin bullshit cetfights, posting their own mugshots, cet calling the cops and stirrin whatever they can to keep the high going. They’re too clean now to be called a gang but too dirty to be called a fam. So let’s just say it’s the coolest fucking crew or whatever that shit is.
Bro, this litter don’t know shit about how to clean up.
"Hey Jimmy what is CetsonCreck?"
"wtf bro, CetsonCreck AKA COC ie the wildest most vibing crazy mfering NFT community on the Solana Blockchain, you should totally get one bro"
"thanks jimmy, but i like to wear women's panties like a little bitch, so imma buy a jelly e-sports NFT instead"
"wtf bro, CetsonCreck AKA COC ie the wildest most vibing crazy mfering NFT community on the Solana Blockchain, you should totally get one bro"
"thanks jimmy, but i like to wear women's panties like a little bitch, so imma buy a jelly e-sports NFT instead"
CetsonCreck by ThebigFATPessyHOLE December 22, 2022
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