A certified boy lover is a person who loves one of three boys (or, if you’re lucky, all three) These boys are, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean and Steve Lacy. Only hotbitches are boy lovers, so if you find yourself one, hide them in your basement, play Xbox with them, listen to ‘in search of’ and eat donuts while conversing over what church does.
Jay: Damnthat girl’s so different and quirky
Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.
A Certified Lover Boy/CLB is a flirtatious and romantic man that unexpectedly sweeps you off your feet despite your suspicion that he has probably pulled the same moves with a number of women before you. The true test of a CLB is to over-achieve in the bedroom with some… ‘je ne sais qoui’ element to his sexual performance, all the while acting like your boyfriend and making you wonder what your future could be together. Without these qualifications he is not a certified lover boy.
“_____ is more than just one of my lover boys. He is a genuine CLB.”
A certified lover boy is a special type of boy. The term was construed by rapperDrake and is believed to be about his friend Kyle Ball. A certified lover boy is one who easily arouses the finest looking women. Women cream as soon as they lay eyes on a certified lover boy.
Random Babe: OMG is that Kyle Ball.... that’s one sexy certified lover boy if I’ve ever seen one😍
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!