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"CEO I like fucking." The paradigm of an uber-hot, upper management female executive, with lots of potential in the bedroom.
OMG. Check out Marissa Mayer, the new Yahoo CEO. She's a total CEOilf. I'd tap that, except she's both married and preggo.
CEOILF by Bobo the Love sponge July 20, 2012
Words you can keep
Marissa Mayer is a ceoilf
ceoilf by Assweepay2 July 20, 2012
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Coilfang 

I have nothing better to do with my time, so I guess I'll reroll on Coilfang. What's the worst that could happen, right?
Coilfang by Manifold! September 9, 2007

Caoilfhinn 

A gender-neutral Irish name meaning slender and fair. Can alternatively be spelled Caoilfhionn.

And since you're probably here for the pronunciation, this name is said like Kaylin, Keelin, or Queelin, depending on the person (and how strictly they adhere to the grammar of Irish Gaelic).

Girls named Caoilfhinn tend to be kind (probably from constantly having to explain the name) . . . but also kind of freaky.

Guys named Caoilfhinn are likely to be decent at sports and enjoy being outdoors. Possibly have long hair?

Both guys and girls with this name tell terrible jokes. At least they can dance. Kind of.

Anyway, it's a cool name, and certainly unique.
"You know Caoilfhinn?"
"Aw ye, they're great craic!"

Poor, unsuspecting soul: "Your name is Caoilfhinn?! I never meet other people named Kaylin! How do you spell it?"

Caoilfhinn: *sigh*
Caoilfhinn by táocrasorm January 30, 2019

Caoilfhinn 

Teacher: "Cao- Caoi- What?"
Students: *snicker snicker

Caoilfhinn: It's pronounced Kaylin.
Teacher: What the fuck was your mother thinking?!
Caoilfhinn: I wish I knew.

Caoilfhinn 

A small ginger girl who is very energetic ad wants to be in toddlers and tiaras one day. She has freckles and she loves gymnastics. she is loved by many people including her sister.
did you see caoilfhinn?

yeah she was doing gymnastics
Caoilfhinn by kieraaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 31, 2011

Caoilfhionn 

It is an Irish name pronounced like Quee-lin

A thin girl with blue eyes who loves gymnastics. She is gorgeous, witty and smart. She is also quite a boy magnet .
Did you see Caoilfhionn?
Ye she was doing gymnastics.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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