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cuntdick
cuntdick by nicholas b. August 30, 2005
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self confidick
Having self confidence in your penis. You either take pride in its above average size, or have come to terms with it's average or even below average measurements, and thus you exude confidence in the workplace and at social gatherings.
Jesse's erect penis only measured 3.5 inches, but he knew that there was more to life than just his dick size, so with this self confidick he proudly approached a pretty woman on the dancefloor whom he decided he wanted to "get to know better".
self confidick by Spencer T95 April 3, 2014
cuntdick
Cuntdick refers to the feeling of jealousy from loaning out one's strap-on [dildo], and imagining it in use by others. This results from the attachment some people feel towards their extraneous member. The emotion of cuntdick can be considered the male analog of loaning out your penis, if this were possible.
Cuntdick falls somewhere between jealousy and disgust.
This term is common within some lesbian communities.
Cuntdick falls somewhere between jealousy and disgust.
This term is common within some lesbian communities.
Just loaned my strap-on to Stephanie, and I think she had sex with my ex-girlfriend... I'm feeling so cuntdicky right now.
cuntdick by LauraMalarkey April 10, 2008
Cuntdick
Lane: "Someone said I look like Fran Drescher in this pic!"
Jenn: "At least they didn't say you sound like her, then you'd have to punch 'em in the cuntdick."
Jenn: "At least they didn't say you sound like her, then you'd have to punch 'em in the cuntdick."
Cuntdick by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011
Confidicked
When someone says you’re being confident but you lowkey want to fuck them so you reply with ‘I’ll be confidicked in you’
Confidicked by Yeah that’s what I’m doing May 23, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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