centidick

A way to measure penis length. Completely subjective.

Person 1: Jeez, that's about 5 centidicks
Person 2: Looks more like 4 if you ask me

by Natshiru May 19, 2018

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cuntdick

A male who acts as though he has female genitalia.

A pussy.

Also: Someone who ruins a good time.

Joey pretends to get drunk when he goes out; he is a cuntdick.

by nicholas b. August 30, 2005

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Having self confidence in your penis. You either take pride in its above average size, or have come to terms with it's average or even below average measurements, and thus you exude confidence in the workplace and at social gatherings.

Jesse's erect penis only measured 3.5 inches, but he knew that there was more to life than just his dick size, so with this self confidick he proudly approached a pretty woman on the dancefloor whom he decided he wanted to "get to know better".

by Spencer T95 April 3, 2014

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cuntdick

Cuntdick refers to the feeling of jealousy from loaning out one's strap-on dildo, and imagining it in use by others. This results from the attachment some people feel towards their extraneous member. The emotion of cuntdick can be considered the male analog of loaning out your penis, if this were possible.

Cuntdick falls somewhere between jealousy and disgust.

This term is common within some lesbian communities.

Just loaned my strap-on to Stephanie, and I think she had sex with my ex-girlfriend... I'm feeling so cuntdicky right now.

by LauraMalarkey April 10, 2008

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Cuntdick

Used to refer to a third party in a conversation that has not been identified as male or female.

Lane: "Someone said I look like Fran Drescher in this pic!"

Jenn: "At least they didn't say you sound like her, then you'd have to punch 'em in the cuntdick."

by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

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