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A male who acts as though he has female genitalia.

A pussy.

Also: Someone who ruins a good time.
Joey pretends to get drunk when he goes out; he is a cuntdick.
cuntdick by nicholas b. August 30, 2005
Related Words

self confidick 

Having self confidence in your penis. You either take pride in its above average size, or have come to terms with it's average or even below average measurements, and thus you exude confidence in the workplace and at social gatherings.
Jesse's erect penis only measured 3.5 inches, but he knew that there was more to life than just his dick size, so with this self confidick he proudly approached a pretty woman on the dancefloor whom he decided he wanted to "get to know better".
self confidick by Spencer T95 April 3, 2014
Cuntdick refers to the feeling of jealousy from loaning out one's strap-on dildo, and imagining it in use by others. This results from the attachment some people feel towards their extraneous member. The emotion of cuntdick can be considered the male analog of loaning out your penis, if this were possible.

Cuntdick falls somewhere between jealousy and disgust.

This term is common within some lesbian communities.
Just loaned my strap-on to Stephanie, and I think she had sex with my ex-girlfriend... I'm feeling so cuntdicky right now.
cuntdick by LauraMalarkey April 10, 2008
Used to refer to a third party in a conversation that has not been identified as male or female.
Lane: "Someone said I look like Fran Drescher in this pic!"

Jenn: "At least they didn't say you sound like her, then you'd have to punch 'em in the cuntdick."
Cuntdick by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

Confidicked

When someone says you’re being confident but you lowkey want to fuck them so you reply with ‘I’ll be confidicked in you’
Girl/Guy: Wow you’re confident

You: I’ll be confidicked in you
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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