Confidicked

When someone says you’re being confident but you lowkey want to fuck them so you reply with ‘I’ll be confidicked in you’

Girl/Guy: Wow you’re confident

You: I’ll be confidicked in you

Confidicked by Yeah that’s what I’m doing May 23, 2018

self confidick 

Having self confidence in your penis. You either take pride in its above average size, or have come to terms with it's average or even below average measurements, and thus you exude confidence in the workplace and at social gatherings.

Jesse's erect penis only measured 3.5 inches, but he knew that there was more to life than just his dick size, so with this self confidick he proudly approached a pretty woman on the dancefloor whom he decided he wanted to "get to know better".

self confidick by Spencer T95 April 3, 2014

conkydicked 

when your dick is affected by a nasty fungus

man, my dick has been conkydicked!

conkydicked by bigkok6 August 30, 2019