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Definitions by abrupt1

Cemeterian 

Slang for elderly; implying a person is close to death due to age. A person said to have one foot in the grave. A person having so much gray hair they look partially cremated.
Her: I don't think he is THAT old. He is a Baby Boomer, though.

Him: For fuck's sake, he is a cemeterian. AARP called him last week saying, "Enough already! Move on! Go to the fucking light!"
Cemeterian by abrupt1 May 11, 2014

black halo racing 

Engaging in an anal hook up so random and quick, the bottom guy doesn't have time to wash his ass, but the top doesn't care.

When a guy can't wait to engage in anal, he will hit it dirty.
Chuck went black halo racing, now he is trying to scrub that black halo off his johnson.

Chuck has been trolling rest stops looking to do some black halo racing.

Chuck rides without a helmet when he is black halo racing, now he needs to exfoliate his dick.
black halo racing by abrupt1 February 14, 2014

black halo 

Black Halo is the shit ring you get around your cock after anal sex.
Make sure they wash that ass, if not, you going to get that Black Halo on your cock.
black halo by abrupt1 February 13, 2014