celloholism

Like being an alcoholic but instead, your addiction is your cell phone.

That girl nearly walked in a pile of dog crap cuz she's a celloholic.

That boy will never know whats going on the world because of his celloholism.

by this is yet to be determined. February 12, 2014

Calcoholism

A period of excessive and merciless binge drinking induced by the inability to understand calculus.

Jeffrey tried the best he could to derive the function, but ultimately failed, and subsequently drank fifteen beers in a case of finals week calcoholism.

by calcoholics_anonymouse January 25, 2011