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Most attractive man you will ever see, above 6ft, very funny, will steal your girl
Person 1: yo cech is so ugly bruh.
Cech: I just smashed your girl.
Cech by fartmachine1 May 23, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
1.Cech is a person that always has to have it their way but either wrong or have no idea what they are talking about. Not a people person at all.
Use Cech in a sentence:
Cech shut the fuck up, wait you can so kill yourself
cech by nayple gun November 14, 2014
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Petr Cech is a Czech goalkeeper that plays for Arsenal and the Czech national team.
Petr Cech: “I’m from Czech”
Arsene Wenger: “I don’t care as I retired already”
Petr Cech: ......
Petr Cech by U r Fat Mama Fat May 14, 2019

cechmate 

The weak cult that bottle jobs belong in
Or when the nickname given to someone who bottles everything
You belong to cechmate you cechmate cunt
cechmate by J-MoneyVolume1 April 15, 2015
Someone who used to weigh more than double what he weighs at the moment.
GARY CECH used to be 400 lbs. but now...hes cechg.
cechg by asa August 20, 2003
1. Tagging certified dimes, i.e. sexy bitches

2. Cech is also a term for being fucking sweet

3. A sloppy cech is also known as a sloppy joe
1. I was hitting on skanks at the bar and I ended up ceching all night long. I ceched in the morning, too.

2. I am so cech, right now.

3. I ate some bomb ass sloppy cechs for lunch.
ceching by AfriendofJoe's April 4, 2008
A close person that kind truthful and worthy of your respect, friends can use it between each other as a friendly word to call there mates .
Cechys by SEEFO January 7, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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