asa's definitions

Bitch

A female dog. A female dog who wants to be loved. A beautiful female dog. A female dog that can bite your balls off.

Person 1: "You're a bitch."
Person 2: "Thank you!"
Person 1: "What?"
Person 2: "Bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are in nature. Nature is beautiful."

by Asa January 1, 2017

cechg

Someone who used to weigh more than double what he weighs at the moment.

GARY CECH used to be 400 lbs. but now...hes cechg.

by asa August 20, 2003

spline

The word shouted as someone drives a bus though a house and off the cliff on the other side after asking the kids if they want to do to heaven.

SPLINE!... We’re goni’ to heaven.

by asa November 16, 2003

kealia

Kealia- a girl who usually is tall and has a great personality. There are usually 7 guys chasing after her so watch out.

Person 1 "That Kealia girl is super tall"
Person 2 " yeah, she's kinda hot though."
Person 1 "..."

by Asa June 16, 2016