Definitions by asa
Bitch
A female dog. A female dog who wants to be loved. A beautiful female dog. A female dog that can bite your balls off.
Person 1: "You're a bitch."
Person 2: "Thank you!"
Person 1: "What?"
Person 2: "Bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are in nature. Nature is beautiful."
Person 2: "Thank you!"
Person 1: "What?"
Person 2: "Bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are in nature. Nature is beautiful."
spline
The word shouted as someone drives a bus though a house and off the cliff on the other side after asking the kids if they want to do to heaven.