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An acronym meaning Completely Destroyed That For You, deriving from FTFY
Bro 1: “What’s up?”
Bro 2: “My cat just died”
Bro 3 “You mean ‘your domesticated feline has entered the holy land of the non-living òwó’ CDTFY”
CDTFY by urmomstoaster June 16, 2019

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What you say after you're a man long gone.

Comes from an AI song labeled "Curse Woody sings a song".
Person 1: Calm down, Woody. We're your friends.
Person 2: Shut up, buzz, I'll kill you.
Person 3: Sorry pal, but can we make amends?
Person 2: Shut up, Slink, I'm gonna kill you.
Person 4: Why can't we just talk it out?
Person 2: Not this time, bo.
Person 5: Woody! Oh, Woody! Where have you been?
Person 2: Too late Andy, I'm killing you slow.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012