Cabussy, the bussy of Cabal Empress Caiatl whose cheeks can smother you into Cabal gold in an instant. This refers to day ass of any agent of the Cabal Empire with a booty that can ruin a guardian’s light.
Zavala: “Guardian, the real reason I teamed up with the Cabal Empire was to get closer to some Cabussy. Specifically, Empress Caiatl. Zavala likes.”
A short, gaslit, they/them individual who gives that gawk gawk 7000 for only $1.37 a second. If you were to meet a Carussy in the wild, you would feel a strong sense of judgement, and and ever growing sense of doom. You must give the creature a glaring look and gaslight them in order to keep them at bay.
“Guys watch out, there’s a Carussy in the distance. Just tell them they’re not real.”
a certain type of bussy that hits different, it makes you reconsider your decisions in life when you’re in it and you think “was it all really worth it?” but the calussy is always worth it
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!