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Ow I Caust my dick!!No sex tonight
Caust by Penis stick October 8, 2015
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A movie by pixar about a brave man with a moustache vowing to save his nation from an enemy within
Caust. Starts Friday.
Caust by Inni84 November 11, 2023

the caust 

Today in history class, we learned about the caust. Truly horrible what happened there.
the caust by le alvin March 3, 2021

Friend-o-caust 

The event that happens every 2-3 months when you realize you don't like or talk to half of the people you are friends with on Facebook and systematically delete them.
Guy 1: Man I don't even remember adding half of these people

Guy 2: I guess it's time to start a Friend-o-caust

holla-caust 

When a nazi tries to holla.
1) "Man, is that nazi yelling at you?"
2) "Naw, he jus' holla-caustin'."
holla-caust by j-pop December 23, 2005

Joke-a-caust 

When a person (or persons) tell a slough of jokes incorrectly, thus ruining and murdering them for everyone. This person out of a feeling of inadequacy, shame, or stupidity will try to redeem themselves by reciting other jokes. No matter how dry, tasteless or poor they may be.
Andrew: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the egg! No.. That's not how it went?

Tom: Oh, wow.

Andrew: Wait wait, I have more. Knock knock...

Jene: Who's there?

Andrew: Banana!

Jene: Banana who?

Andrew: Banana... What was it? Oh never mind, you'll love this one!

Tom: Oh my god has he been at this all night?

Jene: Yup, total joke-a-caust.
Joke-a-caust by Shanemaximo March 17, 2010

Fall-a-caust 

An event in which it sleets or snows overnight in Texas and leaves a nice, slippery layer of ice over all streets and walkways.
Dude, I fell like 8 times while walking on the ice on the way to school today!

I know, it's a total Fall-a-caust out there!
Fall-a-caust by L.P.33 February 26, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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