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cathoholic 

An overly catholic person, often an old person, or that weird kid who goes to bible camp
Jimmy's grandma is a raging cathoholic who doesn't let him listen to rock music
cathoholic by funk master j 8008135 February 21, 2009

Cathoholic 

1. one who practices catholocism all the time.
2. one who spends extra time at mass so they can get an extra drink or two.
3. an alcoholic that converts so they can get free wine.
4. someone who gets at the front of the line so they can down the whole cup
-hey, that person just got out of that line and is going to another line. can you recieve Eucharist twice?
-naw man. that cathoholic skipped their AA meeting this week
Cathoholic by tushaba October 24, 2008

Cathoholic 

A type of Catholic person who is addicted to old-school bible beliefs and is unwilling to keep an open-mind or welcome new ideas.
They're a Cathoholic, they don't believe gay people should marry.
Cathoholic by Bapa Bell January 12, 2021

Cathoholic 

One that practices Catholicism or attends a Catholic institution for the extra drinking days
Dudes a Cathoholic, just goes to church so he can parlay Good Friday into a long weekend.
Cathoholic by Duff Diesel April 24, 2008

Because I'm a Catholic, right?

(N) When you're pushed to the corner during a debate or an argument, and you have no valid points to put across, you may use this slang to save your face and guilt your opponent. This is an important victim card in India.
Policemen caught Joe riding without license. They urged him to come to the nearby police station as punishment. Joe instead of accepting his crime, said : "you caught me Because I'm a Catholic, right?"

The policemen, feared of being called communal, let him go.

St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool 

Some broke ass school in markham filled with 50% asians, 25% white people, 15% unknown and brown, and 10% black. All the black people think they are from the hood (scarbs), and they like to cause shit for no reason. You have the AP kids (advanced placement) who do nothing but work always, our cafeteria is shit - probs the worst i've ever seen. Not a very smart school aside from those AP losers, a ton of druggies who love their weed, and less then a handful of quality teachers - one got expelled last year for getting too flirty with a student- PLOT TWIST the male teacher was getting to close with a male student... oh well :P
You go to St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool? do u also smoke weed or r u part of an imaginary gang?