catfeet

When you meet up with someone in person and their feet look different from the photos.

Bruh, that girl catfeet me. She sent me pictures of her little piggies, but when we met up in person, they looked like Porky Pig had a gangbang.

by darkasphalt October 15, 2025

Catfetti

The delicate strands of loveliness that fall wherever a beloved pet pussycat decides to sleep. Catfetti can be identified for its uncanny ability to spread to places where a cat couldn't possibly have been: the dry cleaners', the gym or the office. Catfetti has a unique quality, in that it appears white when stuck to a dark surface, yet dark when it's stuck to your best white shirt.

Argh! My tuxedo's covered in catfetti! I don't even own a cat!

by VHiley May 11, 2007

Catfetti

When a cat loves shredding paper into tiny pieces which resembles confetti.

My cat tore my homework into catfetti!

by bcknd June 7, 2024

cat feet

Feet that walk silently

"If you want your tenant not to have another headache, walk with your cat feet!".

by Anahid March 4, 2024

Cat Feet

Walking with quiet feet

If your tenant doesn't want a headache again, I will tell my son to walk with his cat feet.

by Anahid March 4, 2024

Yeetus Cafeetus

You have to scream ´Ýeetus Cafeetus´ While throwing something at someone

YEETUS CAFEETUS

by Yeetus Cafeetus November 14, 2019