catfeet

When you meet up with someone in person and their feet look different from the photos.

Bruh, that girl catfeet me. She sent me pictures of her little piggies, but when we met up in person, they looked like Porky Pig had a gangbang.

catfeet by darkasphalt October 15, 2025

Catfetti 

The delicate strands of loveliness that fall wherever a beloved pet pussycat decides to sleep. Catfetti can be identified for its uncanny ability to spread to places where a cat couldn't possibly have been: the dry cleaners', the gym or the office. Catfetti has a unique quality, in that it appears white when stuck to a dark surface, yet dark when it's stuck to your best white shirt.

Argh! My tuxedo's covered in catfetti! I don't even own a cat!

Catfetti by VHiley May 11, 2007

cat feet 

Feet that walk silently

"If you want your tenant not to have another headache, walk with your cat feet!".

cat feet by Anahid March 4, 2024

Cat Feet 

Walking with quiet feet

If your tenant doesn't want a headache again, I will tell my son to walk with his cat feet.

Cat Feet by Anahid March 4, 2024

Catfetti 

When a cat loves shredding paper into tiny pieces which resembles confetti.

My cat tore my homework into catfetti!

Catfetti by bcknd June 7, 2024

Yeetus Cafeetus 

You have to scream ´Ýeetus Cafeetus´ While throwing something at someone

YEETUS CAFEETUS

Yeetus Cafeetus by Yeetus Cafeetus November 14, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005