Catcus

(noun, /ˈkatkəs/, plural: catci /ˈkat-kī/)

A cat-shaped cactus used a scratching mechanism and/or feline abode.

This word was created by the Youtubers Evan and Katelyn Heling in the video "DIY Cactus Cat House (a CATcus!)" to refer to the DIY cat scratching post/hide for their cat, Mochi Bear (better known as Joob or the Supurrvisor).

Joob was hiding in the catcus.

by UnderCoverHorse February 8, 2022

Catcus

A common mispelling of the word cactus

"oh shit dude i jus got spiked by a catcus"

"i do believe that is 'cactus' "

by riggz October 20, 2004

Catcus

A mix of a cat and a cactus which appears in many T.V. shows nowadays. Mostly on tee-shirts. Also appears on a miraculous ladybug meme. It's deadly how adorable it is. Could be your life long friend if your into that stuff.

That catcus on your tee-shirt pocket is awesome.

by treasure the urban dictionary June 15, 2018

Catcus

A Spicky object

OHHHHH No I Spicked my butttttttt!!!!!!

by J-d May 16, 2003

Catcus

A dyslexic cat who likes cous cous.

1: hello mr cat, would you like some cous cous?
2: yes, i like cus cus, because i am a catcus.

by niltiak95 February 5, 2012

Catbus

magical hybrid of a cat and a bus. taken from the movie "My Neigbor Totoro"

i saw a bus! a Catbus!

by v1cious June 24, 2004

Cactus Jack fucked me

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020