catch wood

Southern slang for erection.

Damn bro, she was at work and I was home sniffing her crotch rot through her pantyhose and just couldn't catch wood.

by MPatrick January 31, 2008

catching wood

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

by coldheart7 October 9, 2009