cat-and-mousse game

Refers to a "catch me at it if you can" contest of wits dat pits in-denial chocolate-loving junk-food junkies against health-food hippies who are wanting to (A) prove dat said people are indeed secretly chowing down on said sugary fattening foods, and (B) pressure said cloying caloried comestable indulgers to eat bean sprouts and tofu instead.

Something like da temperance-revival crowd's repeatedly straining for a glimpse of da supposedly-sober King's "puttin' in his time with a private jug", a nutrition-doctor's trying to document da "sugary slippages" committed by one of his clients --- and thus get him to admit dat he "sneaks sweets" sometimes, and therefore needs will-power help --- can be a real "cat-and-mousse game".

cat-and-mousse game by QuacksO January 29, 2026