cat slapped 

A comical event when your friend gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.

Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.

cat slapped by Madswagerz January 27, 2017

Cat slapped 

A comical event in which someone gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.

Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.

Cat slapped by Madswagerz January 27, 2017

new england cat slapper 

the act of using ones penis to slap at a woman vigina (or pussy)

niall - hey jake

jake- yeah

naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite

jake- dudeeeee, u asshole

naill- ha sweet

new england cat slapper by da Niall's n alex August 8, 2008

Catflapped 

To quietly leave a gathering or slip off to bed without announcing the fact. Also known as “French leave”

Where’s Ed? I don’t know - he’s probably catflapped

Catflapped by Dabbo July 12, 2021

CATFLAPPED 

A term for being pwn'd. Used most often when playing various fantasy sports.

You just got CATFLAPPED

CATFLAPPED by Foxcolt April 21, 2015

Catlapped 

Catlapping is when you take a cat, and slap your friend in the crotch with it.

"Holy crap what happened to you?"
"I got catlapped by Jimmy..."

Catlapped by Old Man Tran October 31, 2011

CATFLAPPED 

K-at-f-lap-d: is the female equivalent of T-bagging an unsuspecting or otherwise distracted individual. The female will expose her vagina and in a swift action thrust her vagina onto her opponents forehead (for best effects a wet vagina is preferred).

"Tina just catflapped the ish out of Mike!"

CATFLAPPED by REDeyeBANDIT816 June 26, 2022