cat kicking 

The act of kicking a cat, usually for sport or competition, or if you are an insane person. The quality of the cat kick is measured length, with style or motivation also taken into consideration of the grade of the kick.

Man, I was so bummed that that cat kicking I had was worse than that other cat kicking because they took style into consideration, and he was pretty ecentric.

cat kicking by pseudonymous-bosch- June 4, 2018

Kicking The Cat 

When A Man upsets his wife/girlfrriend he does not get sex for a week or so. Expression coming from -

A little boy comes home from school and is walking in the front yard, he kicks a pig then walks some more, kicks a cow, and goes inside. His mother saw all this.

Mom- I saw What you did. For kicking the pig no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.

Dad walks in the house and kicks the cat.

Boy- Should i tell him or should you?

Jeff- How are you and stephanie?

Mike- Not good, i broke her mothers antique vase.

Jeff- DAMN, you sure are kicking the cat !

Kicking The Cat by kikokiko95 July 22, 2009

Catdicking 

A person that uses an image of a penis that is not their own to lure or impress another person.

As soon as Larry removed his boxers, Kate knew he had been catdicking her on twitter.

Catdicking by Sometimes Prickly April 19, 2019