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house cat 

There are two kinds of single people, house cats and wildcats. Wildcats go out hunting and hookup with new people. House cats do not hunt, they only hookup with friends or people they already know, similar to a cat staying in the house to be fed .
Eric is such a house cat, he's only able to hookup with girls from work and is not able to get with a girl at a bar.
house cat by wildcat1123 June 16, 2017

house cat 

Person who likes to just hang out at home. Doesn't really like to get out.
Nah, I really don't get out. I'm just kind of a "house cat".
house cat by B*rad August 13, 2007

cat piss house 

A house that smells like cat pee even though there are no cats. The usual cause is that the occupants are cooking meth.
Don't go to that house down the street because it's a cat piss house!
cat piss house by Telephony December 23, 2017

cat trap house 

A house where cats run shit and the human is merely a tenant.
Hey bro, are you going to the cat trap house meow?
cat trap house by BigBad KittyKat December 25, 2015

Bengal house cat 

The Bengal house cat is new to the world of pet lovers as a lovable blob. stammering the price-tag worthy of a bathroom remodel these cats are not anything to wave your check book at, unless that is you are interested in a cat that likes ignoring you and clawing on your couch instead of the huge claw stand you got for her.
Ummm, dude your Bengal house cat is on top of the house.

(Me) "Here kitty kitty!"(Bengal house cat)"ExCuse me? Peasant."

fat house cat

a fat house cat is when you have a cat that lives in your house that is fat ( also when he eats a lot) it will also poop on your clothing.
Person: "WOW! she is such fat house cat"
Person 2: "I KNOW RIGHT"