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Casp_er_ is genuinely one of the sweetest people we know. They help with so much more than they know and is absolutely hilarious. I'm glad that we've known each other for so long, I love you. -🤞
casp_er_ is so epic and cool, everyone should know him
casp_er_ by MelodiousCollective September 6, 2021

casp_er_ 

casp_er_ is one of the coolest people ever, but really needs to stop screaming at unloaded in trees. ur still vv cool and ily lots /p

- L
"casp_er_ is just so cool and amazong"
casp_er_ by L's Dictionary September 7, 2021

Casper Rose Mazzola 

Ex guitar player and one of the original members of the neopunk band The Distillers, that formed in the late 90s, pressed 3 albums throughout the 2000s, and had signed on to the HellCat record label.

They went on an international tour with other various punk revivalist bands on that label for the annual Vans Warped tour, with the likes of: Rancid, F Minus, Tiger Army, and The Dropkick Murphys.

Rose sang backup for The Distillers at live events, and played backup rhythm guitar. She has been thought to have been sort of like the "Sid Vicious" of Hellcat Records, in the sense that she was notoriously promiscuous, young, and strung out on drugs, which added to the whole heroin chíc allure, that their lead singer/songwriter/frontwoman Brody Armstrong was apparently trying to emulate. Like Sid She had very little to do with the actual creation and recording

Her hometown neighborhood sat directly parallel to it's affluent suburban neighboring city Grosse Pointe, which shared the same bourgeois architectural aesthetics: Large Victorian homes, and brick bungalows, that somehow sat annexed, and adjunct to the spoils of the ghetto.

The song entitled "Hate Me" a track off their second album Sing Sing Death House was written primarily by Rose, but the chorus was not.
"Casper Rose Mazzola is so incredibly sexy!"
Casper Rose Mazzola by A.Sveltina February 2, 2021

Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

Brown Casper 

This is slang for a fart-- especially a fart that is somewhat spooky.
"Is that a brown casper floating around? What a spooky and smelly situation!" or
"I wish I did not unleash that rancid brown casper when I was at that dinner party."

rachet casper 

A person who is a ratchet, who talks a lot and/or is very annoying that one tends to ignore them. They are so into themselves that they don't care about anything unrelated to them, due to this, is the reason they are ignored, like a ghost.
Megan is such a rachet, no one ever pays attention to what she says. She's kinda like casper, a rachet Casper.
rachet casper by durtysanch December 31, 2014