An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).
n. A high-calorie, fatty meal which induces bloated feelings of guilt. Typically used referentially as the opposite of a High Colonic, or cleansing of the bowels and lower intestines.
You wanna get an awesome blossom and some buffalo wings for dinner?
Sounds tasty but I can't. I had a high caloric for lunch so I have to purge tonight instead. But if you want company, I'll eat your parsley and have a water with lemon in it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.