An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).
I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.
n. A high-calorie, fatty meal which induces bloatedfeelings of guilt. Typically used referentially as the opposite of a High Colonic, or cleansing of the bowels and lower intestines.
You wanna get an awesome blossom and some buffalo wings for dinner?
Sounds tasty but I can't. I had a high caloric for lunch so I have to purge tonight instead. But if you want company, I'll eat your parsley and have a water with lemon in it.