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Calorically Challenged 

The politically correct term for fat people who are sensitive about their weight.
"Holy shit! Look at that fat chick inside McDonald's!"
"Dont you mean calorically challenged chick inside McDonald's?"

Caloric Crack

An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).
I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.

high caloric 

n. A high-calorie, fatty meal which induces bloated feelings of guilt. Typically used referentially as the opposite of a High Colonic, or cleansing of the bowels and lower intestines.
You wanna get an awesome blossom and some buffalo wings for dinner?

Sounds tasty but I can't. I had a high caloric for lunch so I have to purge tonight instead. But if you want company, I'll eat your parsley and have a water with lemon in it.
high caloric by John Cocktoasten August 14, 2006

caloric replenishment 

any time you eat or drink something to add to the bodies intake of calories.
At this point in our meeting, we will take time for caloric replenishment and a bio break.

calorically challenged 

a semi offensive synonym for a short and fat person
if someone terms you calorically challenged , look at yourself in the mirror, and if you don't like what you see, go to the gym.
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Carlrich by imgeIo January 12, 2020