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Cartmonkey 

Someone who works at a grocery store pushing carts.
He's a cartmonkey at the super store.
Cartmonkey by cartmonkey October 23, 2004

Carmody Ankle 

A modern interpretation of the term "Achilles Heel", bespoken from Greek mythology
Alas, he was felled by his Carmody Ankle
Carmody Ankle by the_samsy July 27, 2016
Conniving, backstabbing man with an exceptionally small penis and large ego.
The dude was such a carmody that he even threw sand in blind peoples eyes when he caused fights with them for having skills he lacked.“

Watch out! Matt’s a total carmody!”
Carmody by MsWickedSmrt July 7, 2020

edward carmody 

is an awsome dude.

He rules
That Edward Carmody is a hella awsome dude.
edward carmody by Sabre August 22, 2004

Thomas Carmody 

Thomas Carmody by WillowBlades October 6, 2021

cartodyslexic 

1. A person affected by a navigational disorder which is associated with impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships or to integrate auditory and visual information when attempting to read maps or act on directions.

2. Descriptive of a person who often gets lost when trying to follow a map.
If you gave her a map to get here, send out the search party because she is cartodyslexic!
cartodyslexic by clarkbar May 7, 2010