carpet stainer

A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.
We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.
by Don Karta October 19, 2007
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carpet stainer

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.
95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.
by Don Karta October 11, 2007
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Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.
Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.
by UNAMVU April 08, 2011
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